Everything's F#$%ed Holiday Ornament

This really just captures the true essence of the holiday spirit. I engraved it on birch plywood and it measures 3.5"x3.5". It comes with a dainty little ribbon so you can proudly display it on whatever you'd like. Fuck the holidays, wear it like a necklace or buy a bunch and make a shirt out of them. Tie 6 or 7 to your hair before the inevitable holiday event where your boomer uncle says some wildly inappropriate shit. The possibilities are endless and we're all dead inside so do whatever the fuck you want.

Shipping Deadline

If you buy something from me before or on December 15^th I can guarantee that I will get it to the post office before the holiday shipping deadline. I cannot guarantee that anything bought after December 15^th will get to the post office before the shipping deadline. Thank you