A Boot

I’m just a dickhead trying to survive this world that's becoming an alarming mix
of ‘Mad Max’ and ‘Office Space’. Like any good millennial, I’m drowning in
student loans, my hopes of homeownership are most likely entwined with a
cardboard box in an alley, and my hope for the future can be described as “monkey
throws poo at the wall"

If you'd like to know more, I'd recommend therapy